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Post by Jackson ''Doc'' Ellison on May 3, 2004 3:15:17 GMT -5
I managed to hold myself from banging my head against the wall. At least he was holding back anymore.
"TPot, as much as I'm afraid to ask, where did you get all that from?"
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Post by Maya on May 3, 2004 11:04:26 GMT -5
"Why do i never find huge amounts of cash lying around?" I asked, pouting. "Life is so unfair."
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Post by Joshua on May 3, 2004 12:57:41 GMT -5
"Hey, I can summon up every lost treasure there ever was, and then some, but at least I'm not offering to buy this place from Doc. Other than the fact that Maya and every girl the two of us know would beat the crap out of me if I even tried to, this is Doc's place. Selling it would be like having Willow's mother become the Mayor of the Hellmouth. Wrong on *SO* many levels."
I also took out my medallion and silently began to cast a spell. The gem began to glow softly and I made sure that Maya and Nicki didn't panic. Besides, the spells that I *can* cast that don't have to do with time manipulation are of a very weak level and even T-cocaine wouldn't be in any danger.
Really cool thing that cast this particular spell with my medallion though, is that it automatically summons the nearest god, or goddess into my presence. A little more back-up certainly couldn't hurt.
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Post by anne on May 3, 2004 17:16:30 GMT -5
a stream of bright white,a few short curses and a couple of loud banging noises later and I had arrived. Unfortunately I was also in a bad mood and had lost my perfect glowy aura, this was not helped by the fact that my dress was ripped, one strap kept sliding down my shoulder and my hair looked as if I had just plugged myself into the nearest electrical socket.
"wrong frickin' dimension again!! aaarrrggghh!!!" I took another look around and tried to refrain from throwing a hissy fit.
"YOU!!?"
it was at precisely that moment that I noticed the medallion glowing softly in Joshua's hand.
"oh, so this is your fault!! oh absolutely brilliant. This had better be good because, hey i'm very busy and very important and in very deep trouble if anybody finds out that I happen to have wound up on the wrong planet in the wrong dimension for the fifth time today!"
I tapped my foot impatiently and waited for a response. I should have looked imposing but considering my state of dress the effect was considerably diminished and i probably looked more like an escaped mental patient after extensive shock therapy.
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Post by Joshua on May 3, 2004 20:24:13 GMT -5
"Doc's selling the Dojo, and if I summoned you then that means you are not in the wrong dimension but the right one," I told her straight forward.
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Post by Jackson ''Doc'' Ellison on May 4, 2004 1:59:35 GMT -5
"Look, there is abosuletely nothing you guys can say that will change my mind!" I snapped. Everyone looked at me stunned. "The signs up, that's the end of it. No more."
"Can I get a word in chere?" A voice of pure honey said. I turned to the voice.
"Des?"
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Post by TPot on May 4, 2004 3:00:25 GMT -5
"If you guys want to know where I got the cash, I have friends in high places, very high places." I said
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Post by Joshua on May 4, 2004 6:47:54 GMT -5
"Oh FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" I almost hit the guy right then and there. "He doesn't NEED or WANT money! He's selling it for some other reason he hasn't even told ME!"
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Post by Maya on May 4, 2004 11:57:14 GMT -5
"Doc, the sign is SO not final!" I cried. I clapped my hands and the sign burst into flames. "There... and who the hell is Des!?"
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Post by TPot on May 5, 2004 4:36:10 GMT -5
"I'm offering to buy it because it will make everyone happy" I say, "I buy the place and that means Docs sold the place which is what he wants and then I give the place back to him sohe keeps the place which is what you all want, so we're all happy" I say, "It's very simple, it's Togic
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Post by Nicola Next on May 5, 2004 4:57:21 GMT -5
'Wow' I paused 'That's... Actually really sweet'
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Post by Maya on May 5, 2004 6:04:10 GMT -5
"Aw." I agreed, while the boys rolled their eyes,
"Girls." Joshua scoffed.
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Post by TPot on May 5, 2004 6:04:51 GMT -5
"Then Doc goes and shouts us all drinks with the spare money." I say.
((He has to do something with it doesn't he?))
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Post by anne on May 5, 2004 12:21:32 GMT -5
"wait just one moment"
I took a very deep breath and tried to remain calm...
not working.
" I am soo sorry I hadn't realised that there was such a dire emergency. I mean Doc is selling the Dojo!! and to think I was worried about those hoards of demonic life forms pouring out of a hell dimension to initiate the apocalypse. "
"argh!! Cordy is gonna kill me"
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Post by Joshua on May 5, 2004 13:26:22 GMT -5
We all just stared at her for several silent moments.
"Uh, was that supposed to be sarcasm or are you like really freaked out over nothing?" Doc asked.
"I think she's very serious. Demons from a Hell dimension we can handle. YOU CAN'T SELL!" I shouted at him. As he had been all morning, he ignored me, waiting for an answer from the screwy goddess.
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