Post by Cervil on Aug 18, 2004 1:03:33 GMT -5
I awakened to find myself on the ground outside the training centre.
"Ow, my head!" I said out loud to myself as I struggled to get up. I felt cooler now, the sun had started to set and the moon was visible.
I looked up to where I fell from, 'far out! 3 stories up!' I thought, feeling my head again finding a small lump, then realising that my hat was missing.
I looked around. Nothing. I looked back up to the building. Nothing. Then I noticed it on a tree, sitting right next to the building.
'Ah sh!t!' I thought.
I started to climb the tree to get the hat. When I got the branch a squirrel came along and decided it would be funny if it grabbed the hat and ran with it along the branch to the other side of the tree.
"Come back here you little bastard!" I said to it, chasing it as quickly as possible to the other side of the tree.
I snuck up on the little bugger and managed to snatch the ha from it. "Gotch'ya!" I proclaimed in triumph. I reclaimed my hat, then lost my balance and fell.
"ow!!!!" I whispered to myself. The squirrel was still in the tree, on a high branch and seemed like it was laughing at me. "We'll see how much you when your on MY turf!'' I told it, then shook the tree.
The squirrel fell off and landed with a thud. "Suck sh!t you little bastard!" It looked up, fear on it's face, then retreated into a hole in the ground.
'That's right!' I thought, running back inside and up the looooong flight of staires, all the way back to the level that the fight was taking place on.
(((How's that for a bit of comedy?
)))
"Ow, my head!" I said out loud to myself as I struggled to get up. I felt cooler now, the sun had started to set and the moon was visible.
I looked up to where I fell from, 'far out! 3 stories up!' I thought, feeling my head again finding a small lump, then realising that my hat was missing.
I looked around. Nothing. I looked back up to the building. Nothing. Then I noticed it on a tree, sitting right next to the building.
'Ah sh!t!' I thought.
I started to climb the tree to get the hat. When I got the branch a squirrel came along and decided it would be funny if it grabbed the hat and ran with it along the branch to the other side of the tree.
"Come back here you little bastard!" I said to it, chasing it as quickly as possible to the other side of the tree.
I snuck up on the little bugger and managed to snatch the ha from it. "Gotch'ya!" I proclaimed in triumph. I reclaimed my hat, then lost my balance and fell.
"ow!!!!" I whispered to myself. The squirrel was still in the tree, on a high branch and seemed like it was laughing at me. "We'll see how much you when your on MY turf!'' I told it, then shook the tree.
The squirrel fell off and landed with a thud. "Suck sh!t you little bastard!" It looked up, fear on it's face, then retreated into a hole in the ground.
'That's right!' I thought, running back inside and up the looooong flight of staires, all the way back to the level that the fight was taking place on.
(((How's that for a bit of comedy?
)))
