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Shade
Nov 7, 2004 10:03:57 GMT -5
Post by Shady on Nov 7, 2004 10:03:57 GMT -5
in case you're too dum to guess, I am Shade, just can't be bothered and don't have time to log in...
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Shade
Nov 7, 2004 11:13:48 GMT -5
Post by shade on Nov 7, 2004 11:13:48 GMT -5
Whereas now, I do.
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Shade
Nov 7, 2004 13:33:09 GMT -5
Post by kyra on Nov 7, 2004 13:33:09 GMT -5
hey! i've got your sanity! oh no, it just slipped out of my hand. grrrrr. *sanity starts doing cancan*
shade, i'm afraid to say that your sanity has gone insane.
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Shade
Nov 7, 2004 13:34:58 GMT -5
Post by shade on Nov 7, 2004 13:34:58 GMT -5
And now, I shall tell you my life story...
(Get a pillow)
Ahem... ***clears throat***
It all started way back in the future, in an alternate dimension that was ruled over by a mysterious and dangerous confection, going by the name of...
Dr. Fudge! (duun der der der DUN DE DUUUUUUUUNNNNN!)
He was an evil and dangerous tyrant, who enslaved the penguin race, in a giant fudge factory, making more and more fudge to make soldiers for his army, in his plot to conquer the 19th dimension!
(Scary chord)
He also made toast soldiers, and giant eggs to dip them in...(JOKE, but still not very funny)
And then I grew up, and I was angry about what he had done to my race.
I gathered together an army of outcast hunter-gatherer penguins, the toughest out there.
We recruited more and ore, and eventually, after yearsdays of *gruelling* training...
We were strong enough to face Dr. Fudge, and his hardened army of trained fudging machines, ruled over by the as yet invincible FUDGINATOR!!!
It was a hard battle, and it lasted for nine weeks, where the conditions were so tough that all we had to eat was the outer fudge from our slain enemies. But we persevered, and eventually Dr. Fudge surrendered, and was taken away to a convent in South Toffee Land, where you can still hear his screams as the schoolgirls use him as their school mascot and official cuddly toy.
*menacingly*
[glow=blue,11,362]To be continued...[/glow]
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Shade
Nov 7, 2004 13:37:08 GMT -5
Post by Jessy Jackson on Nov 7, 2004 13:37:08 GMT -5
Okkkkkkkk......
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Shade
Nov 7, 2004 13:41:55 GMT -5
Post by kyra on Nov 7, 2004 13:41:55 GMT -5
cooooool
i've never been to the 19th dimension!
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Shade
Nov 7, 2004 13:47:26 GMT -5
Post by Jessy Jackson on Nov 7, 2004 13:47:26 GMT -5
me neither.
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Shade
Nov 16, 2004 11:02:59 GMT -5
Post by DarkDeamonTamara on Nov 16, 2004 11:02:59 GMT -5
shade ure mad i've known you scince i waz 4 (u c i'm a penguin 2)
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Shade
Nov 17, 2004 7:15:00 GMT -5
Post by Jessy Jackson on Nov 17, 2004 7:15:00 GMT -5
Aaaaaaahhhhhh. The horror!
Chatspeak!!!!
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Shade
Dec 11, 2004 7:14:15 GMT -5
Post by shady on Dec 11, 2004 7:14:15 GMT -5
u c i dnt hve ne time so i hve 2 typ like dis
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Shade
Dec 11, 2004 7:22:49 GMT -5
Post by Jessy Jackson on Dec 11, 2004 7:22:49 GMT -5
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Shade
Dec 11, 2004 17:35:32 GMT -5
Post by shade on Dec 11, 2004 17:35:32 GMT -5
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Shade
Dec 11, 2004 18:21:55 GMT -5
Post by Jackson ''Doc'' Ellison on Dec 11, 2004 18:21:55 GMT -5
DEATH TO CHATSPEAK!!!!!!! *shoves spear through catspeak sentence. Sentence dies*
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Shade
Dec 12, 2004 9:31:02 GMT -5
Post by Jessy Jackson on Dec 12, 2004 9:31:02 GMT -5
Good idea Doc. Now I just need a spear......
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Shade
Dec 12, 2004 10:04:21 GMT -5
Post by peps on Dec 12, 2004 10:04:21 GMT -5
*I have had the er, misfortune to know Lampshade since she was four also.*
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